1. still have a full head of hair.2. have not pulled hair out, or banged head on wall trying to convince L that antibiotics are not poison.3.got to the grocery store.4.lindsay picked out pudding cups.5.lindsay said,i dont know"as opposed to silence, when i asked her what's for dinner.6.she put the cart in the cart thing in the parking lot.7.she took all of her meds, including that poisoness antibiotic for her tooth.8.she told me she forgot what rootbeer tasted like.so i bought some.9.shes outside with her dog.10.i carried the trash.11.cleaned out one shelf of the fridge.12.restrained self from ripping house payment bill into bits and using it as confetti over my imagined dead body laying in the road.13.called my psychiatrist and let him know we have a bad mental health system and kept it at a 2 minute voicemail as opposed to my usual 6 minute ones i am capable of leaving.14. didn't tell the grocery store clerk to give me 4 paperbags instead of overloading 3, when i wanted to piss off about grocery bags.15.noticed i want to piss off about all topics today, and dreamed of being a radio talk host who could push a button and disconnect all annoying callers.16.dreamed of the list of people to call me on my radio show that annoy me, just so I could disconnect them all.17. did not respond to someone asking about Lindsay and using the word "status". her name is lindsay, not status.*tip: how did I finally get her to take that antibiotic? which is preventing a root canal?>"People do not go on outings unless they have taken their meds." aaackk! it took me 2 hours to come up with that.cheers. (Source: soulful sepulcher)

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